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MEDICAL POETRY: CERVICALLY


CERVICALLY
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Hi guys!
As some of us know, January is cervical cancer awareness month.

Women, all over the world, are encouraged to get their pap smears done, if they are over 18years of age and sexually active.

This, is very important, as progression of the disease can be halted by early detection of the neoplastic process.

So, I got a doctor-writer friend to write a beautiful poem on cervical cancer.

Trust me, you’d enjoy it!

CERVICALLY- by OLADIPO ABIMBOLA

The sins of CIN
Spineless technology is rendered clueless,
Invasive, Pervasive, Elusive
The worst nightmare of the devil, Lucifer’s mother
With costly despair and women, murdered


Magnifies until she putrefies,
Aceto-acetic assertive,
Lugol iodine’s fugitive,
Noble women have bled to death,
Evil mistresses have been consumed by earth


Oh the wonder of that sinister cervix
You are such a gradually progressive devil
Eating up birth canals at varying levels
Biting up health and publishing in journals
Leave us with a cure and be not fatal
Ah! Ah! Happy you are beneath me,
Lol! That’s because of this divine power
But the scientist kills you so early,
And the spiritist keeps you so gory
With my heavy love for life
And flimsy hate for pain
Though Papanicolau had his fair share of your torment
Mine is a doubtless destruction of your intent


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